On Fri, 18 Jan 2008, Munir Nassar wrote:

> Aaron Miller wrote:
>> With a name like "Zahid" I'm not too surprised by the type ;)
>
> Please enlighten me, me dumb foriner, me no englisch, me fall ov truk, 
> hurt head!

I'm definitely "achieving" this one.  Here's my all-time favorite bit of 
"Engrish" (stolen from engrish.com):

http://taxa.epi.umn.edu/~mbmiller/pics/humor/dangerengrish.jpg

There are no "types" in it, but lots of funny phrases.  How would you like 
to see that label on your kid's toy?  You've been warned!

Mike